Running out of Virgins

So, my high placed source tells me they are considering rationing virgins in paradise. It seems that US forces are far too efficient at sending jihadis to their virgins, and they can't keep up. They just used another 2,016 virgins today, when the mahadi army thought they would ambush our troops in sadar city. That makes a whopping 9,216 used up in the last nine days by the mahdi army alone.

From the Long War Journal

US troops kill 28 Mahdi fighters during Sadr City ambush
By Bill Roggio April 29, 2008 11:14 AM

Heavy fighting broke out between Coalition and Mahdi Army forces in Sadr City as US troops killed 28 Mahdi Army fighters after being ambushed during a patrol. Seven more Mahdi Army fighters were killed during strikes yesterday...

...US and Iraqi troops have killed 186 Mahdi Army fighters since Sadr threatened to conduct a third uprising nine days ago...

Here is some video of the Guided Multiple Launch Rocket System in action that is mentioned in the article. Runs 2:02.


GMLRS Rocket Attack

The Guided Multiple Launch Rocket System in action (GMLRS). The UK's ground forces in Afghanistan are getting a state-of-the-art precision land attack rocket with twice the range of existing artillery systems.

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